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Todd's Way
A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.
Todd's Way by Paula Sue Monkeypants September 25, 2014
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Lombard’s Way
Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)
Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
Lombard’s Way by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019
whore's way
An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.
man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"
man 2: "That's a whore's way."
man 1: "It is!"
man 2: Can I have it?"
or alternately...
man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."
man 2: "Wow."
man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"
man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
man 2: "That's a whore's way."
man 1: "It is!"
man 2: Can I have it?"
or alternately...
man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."
man 2: "Wow."
man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"
man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
whore's way by offensivename August 30, 2010
That's Way Too Much Car For You
1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.
2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")
2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")
That's Way Too Much Car For You by Heptite July 31, 2016
The Gentleman's Way
The use of the thumb to 'ease the passage' when partaking of anal with a lady, if you're a real gentleman you may even wet your thumb beforehand.
The thumb must be inserted lengthways (nail to knuckle), and not as in the thumbs up sign, as that is definitely NOT the Gentleman's Way.
The term was first used on a train journey from Birmingham to Manchester in 2009.
It is growing in popularity and has been seen on Facebook and mentioned elsewhere.
The thumb must be inserted lengthways (nail to knuckle), and not as in the thumbs up sign, as that is definitely NOT the Gentleman's Way.
The term was first used on a train journey from Birmingham to Manchester in 2009.
It is growing in popularity and has been seen on Facebook and mentioned elsewhere.
The Gentleman's Way by Sir Daz December 1, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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