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Ryan Johnson 

A super sweet and funny Ginger, he looks silly and dumb from far away but actually really funny, cute and Hot and the same time! He doesn't like hoes and he is so sweet and doesn't befriend girls often if he does your lucky
Hoe : I like Ryan Johnson

His friend : Don't, he's too good for your dumb ass

Ryan Johnson 

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies
Ryan Johnson by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024

Ryan Kurt Johnson 

Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)
Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08
Insta: rjcooldood90
Ryan Kurt Johnson socials

Ryan Johnstone 

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.
Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”
Ryan Johnstone by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021

RyanJohnson

A Very Gay Penis. Someone who goes after guys. Lacks depth, has a hard time thinking beyond the preschool level. Frequently uses words that they have no understanding of, showing off their lack of mental capacity. Albino fruitcups.
i dont want to be a ryanjohnson
RyanJohnson by Xavius DaMarco November 18, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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