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Definitions by Turtle127359

The hottest turnip in school and they know it.
Russian Icon could literally take over any country and will.
Words cant even begin to explain how hot and amazing Sasha is I feel like Im going to have a heart attack
Seeing Sasha made me nut
SASHA by Turtle127359 May 23, 2019

Graham K 

And that little one? That's Graham K.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Graham K knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Graham K knows who I cheated on my boyfriend with
Graham K by Turtle127359 February 23, 2019

Lawrence Who 

And evil takes a human form in Lawrence Who. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
He's the queen bee. The star.
Lawrence Who... How do I even begin to explain Lawrence Who?
Lawrence Who is flawless.
He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Lawrence Who by Turtle127359 February 23, 2019

Dylan Jones 

Pot head but nice dumb blonde guy
His friends are kinda jerks
Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."
Dylan Jones by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Ryan Johnson 

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody
Ryan Johnson by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
He's the queen bee. The star.
How do I even begin to explain Quin D?

I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Quin D by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.
"Did you see Jake today"

"Please dont remind me he exists"
Jake by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019