Turtle127359's definitions

Jake

A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.

"Did you see Jake today"

"Please dont remind me he exists"

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

Beau

An absolute whore

He is a fugly slut
Do not trust this Skank

Beau sucked off Timmy

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

Pearce

The Gretchen Wieners of male thots
Thinks he's funny but is just a boring brunette
His friends dont even like him that much
He is SO not fetch

Pearce has no top lip (no shade no tea just FACTS)

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

Ben Bryan

Evil takes a human form in Ben Bryan. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.

Did you hear Ben Bryan got mono

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

Gabby W

Average slut faced hoe bag who uses outed slang

sidenote: girls with this name have NO top lip at all and thin greasy hair

I was at work when I saw Gabby W's flat ass emerge from the break room

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

Dylan Jones

Pot head but nice dumb blonde guy
His friends are kinda jerks

Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Ryan Johnson

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.

Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019