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Graham K

And that little one? That's Graham K.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Graham K knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Graham K knows who I cheated on my boyfriend with
by Turtle127359 February 23, 2019
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Lawrence Who

And evil takes a human form in Lawrence Who. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
He's the queen bee. The star.
Lawrence Who... How do I even begin to explain Lawrence Who?
Lawrence Who is flawless.
He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
by Turtle127359 February 23, 2019
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Dylan Jones

Pot head but nice dumb blonde guy
His friends are kinda jerks
Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
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SASHA

The hottest turnip in school and they know it.
Russian Icon could literally take over any country and will.
Words cant even begin to explain how hot and amazing Sasha is I feel like Im going to have a heart attack
Seeing Sasha made me nut
by Turtle127359 May 23, 2019
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Jake

A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.
"Did you see Jake today"

"Please dont remind me he exists"
by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019
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Quin D

He's the queen bee. The star.
How do I even begin to explain Quin D?

I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
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Pearce

The Gretchen Wieners of male thots
Thinks he's funny but is just a boring brunette
His friends dont even like him that much
He is SO not fetch
Pearce has no top lip (no shade no tea just FACTS)
by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019
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