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RyanJohnson

A Very Gay Penis. Someone who goes after guys. Lacks depth, has a hard time thinking beyond the preschool level. Frequently uses words that they have no understanding of, showing off their lack of mental capacity. Albino fruitcups.
i dont want to be a ryanjohnson
RyanJohnson by Xavius DaMarco November 18, 2007
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Ryan Johnson 

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody
Ryan Johnson by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Ryan Johnson 

A super sweet and funny Ginger, he looks silly and dumb from far away but actually really funny, cute and Hot and the same time! He doesn't like hoes and he is so sweet and doesn't befriend girls often if he does your lucky
Hoe : I like Ryan Johnson

His friend : Don't, he's too good for your dumb ass

Ryan Johnson 

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
Ryan Johnson by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
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