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Ryan Bill 

A freaking Cat. (He swears around every age group, and everybody hates him so much that he is NEVER referred to as "Ryan," just so whomever anyone may be talking to knows that they are actually talking about a stupid person who everyone hates more than their step-dad.)
Ryan Bill: "Mew mew mew meoooowww!" *jumps around on 4 limbs, swearing for no reason*
Alyssa: "Uhm, what in the actual frick are you doing right now?" *stops walking in the field with Abby*
Ryan Bill: "Being my true form." *Amias runs over like a teenage mutant ninja turtle*
Abby: We should run...
Ian: *is chasing Amias* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN THE HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER! **singing**
*Ryan Bill and Amias jump around on 4 limbs, circling each other*
Alyssa: Ian, run with us!
Ian: Yeah, let's go!
*Ryan Bill and Amias chase the 3 non-maniacs, screams in the background like everyone nearby had just witnessed bloody murder*
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bill ryan 

he is a big donkey and goes on adventures in shreks basment
he is a bill ryan
bill ryan by big shaq 1234 January 10, 2020

Billy Ryan 

A yokel who lives on a lake full of dink crappies and 28 inch dog fish. They also usually have a thing for rats.
Billy Ryan lives in the country
Billy Ryan by Shayane February 17, 2019