Rusty can 

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

Rusty can by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

rusty can opener 

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.

I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.

rusty can opener by Tree hugger July 29, 2017

Rusty Soup Can 

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.

The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.

Rusty Soup Can by *412 April 23, 2011

rusty cannonball 

A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.

"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"

"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"

rusty cannonball by Kirkus Jones December 13, 2008

Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.

1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon

Rusty Cannon by dinosauregg July 14, 2009

rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.

Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.

rusty cannoli by themeatsweats May 6, 2019

Rusty Candycane 

During sex, sticking a candycane in someone's asshole and putting making them suck it.
This can be done raw and sticky, or after lubing it with saliva or vaginal juices.
This ass to mouth treat is a yule time favorite.

1: "Hey, you hooked up with Cynthia, I heard she likes ass to mouth."
2: "She loves it, but only rusty candycanes."

Rusty Candycane by ExplosivePenisMusket June 1, 2015