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When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.
"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"
by Pubesonfire420 November 28, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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