Russian hooker

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.

Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.

by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017

Russian Hooker Roulette

Group of guys hires a Russian hooker with a cold sore, pass her around the group, and see who catches the mouth herp.

Poor Steve caught the mouth herpes when we played Russian Hooker Roulette a couple weeks ago. He's gone through 3 tubes of Abreva.

by texas_lexus February 7, 2013

russian hooker spy

this is a women who volunteers at a library and seems to be hitting on little children and pissing them off for not returning books.... other known as "slut"

god dammit that bitch in the library is such a russian hooker spy!

by gokus aingst July 29, 2006