Russian Tromboner

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Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.

Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?

Russian Tromboner by omarstones July 9, 2014

Words you can keep

russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

russian trombone by Chris March 9, 2005

Russian Trombone

The act of receiving a hand job while having your partner blow on your butt hole.

Bro, last night I got a russian trombone from this Indian hooker and my butt hole is still moist!

Russian Trombone by GRDN June 28, 2012

Russian Trombone

When you turkey baste a shot of vodka into his ass, then you lick his asshole while simentaniously jerking him off. Once he finishes, he squirts the shot of vodka in your mouth.

Last night I got wasted off of Russian Trombones

Russian Trombone by Juventude September 12, 2017

russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!

russian trombone by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 29, 2003

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

Russian trombone by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026