The
Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A
tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist
dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a
new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in
question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.
This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous
land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!