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Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

rumpertumskin 

A plush lizard doll played with by South Park's Eric Cartman
would you like some more tea Rumpertumskin?
rumpertumskin by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Someone who judges someone based on their rear-ends.
Zelda: Sabrina, you're not a rumpist are you???
Sabrina: What's a rumpist?
Zelda: A rumpist is someone who judges someone else by their rear-ends.
Rumpist by Dunkin35577 May 20, 2014

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train 

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax
1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"
Noun: a moron, somebody with questionable mental ability. To be a rumpert is to act or speak with intense idiocy and daftness.
Megan was talking about a song which she believed was real. She was being a complete rumpert.
Rumpert by AuntyNana November 24, 2010

Rumplestiffdick

its a guy who likes to wank on webcam instead of showing his face.
excuse me miss want to watch me?
no thanks rumplestiffdick prefer faces.
Rumplestiffdick by Tets June 14, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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