rumrumtiger:
a word that origanted because of ace's shitty spelling while he was talking about my tragic death, more specifically, mentioning my funeral.
A contraceptive act performed during missionary style sex whereby the male partner removes his erect member from his female counterpart's vagina before ejaculation, thus allowing the female to firmly grab the male's prick-shaft and stroke him to completion spraying seminal lust ropes upon her abdomen.
"Ernie came over last night and we fucked, but we don't like babies. He pulled out and I gave him a RumTumTugger so he wouldn't fill me with worry."
verb | ruh•mm•cuh•mm
the act of cumming into rum and shoving it up your partner(s) ass and pulling it out, licking the shit off the top, and passing the bottle around for people to drink the shit and cum flavored alcoholic beverage
Did you hear about how I made that bitch try RumCum? Yeah dude, she was all over me. Didn't think I was so kinky.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!