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rectal rummager 

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
rectal rummager by bigjimdx June 1, 2005
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(Informal). Of a female to have a go at herself in public or private. to flick ones bean, as to speak.
That girl on the cover of Vertigo of bliss is having a rummage!
Rummage by V3gas4ce July 16, 2019
A rubbing motion inside & around a female's sexual organs with hands & fingers, to hopefully arouse and ultimately bring to orgasm.
Rubage by teknonutter July 1, 2005

two fingered slot rumba 

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)
mean party. It can be all night long or just a hard party.
Man, when I went to Colombia, I went to something they call "rumba", I danced like for 3 days in a row!!!
Rumba by uDontCare September 6, 2011

rummaging 

When you lose a small vibrator inside yourself and have to go rummaging to get it out.
jeez I almost had to call the doctor to find my silver bullet last night. All good with a bit of rummaging though.
rummaging by texasco April 24, 2014