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rectal rummager 

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
rectal rummager by bigjimdx June 1, 2005
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(Informal). Of a female to have a go at herself in public or private. to flick ones bean, as to speak.
That girl on the cover of Vertigo of bliss is having a rummage!
Rummage by V3gas4ce July 16, 2019
A rubbing motion inside & around a female's sexual organs with hands & fingers, to hopefully arouse and ultimately bring to orgasm.
Rubage by teknonutter July 1, 2005

two fingered slot rumba 

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.
Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)
mean party. It can be all night long or just a hard party.
Man, when I went to Colombia, I went to something they call "rumba", I danced like for 3 days in a row!!!
Rumba by uDontCare September 6, 2011

rummaging 

When you lose a small vibrator inside yourself and have to go rummaging to get it out.
jeez I almost had to call the doctor to find my silver bullet last night. All good with a bit of rummaging though.
rummaging by texasco April 24, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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