Urban Dictionary: Definitions by texasco

flüunk

The sound a Swedish poop makes hitting the bowl.

Jesus Frida, I heard that Flüunk from out in the sauna.

flüunk by texasco April 24, 2014

When your kid hears you having sex and comes to investigate only to stand frozen in the hall like a statue.

you: OMG Timmy's in the hallway and has seen us!
me: It's ok, he's just playing fuckstatues. Carry on.

fuckstatue by texasco April 24, 2014

When you lose a small vibrator inside yourself and have to go rummaging to get it out.

jeez I almost had to call the doctor to find my silver bullet last night. All good with a bit of rummaging though.

rummaging by texasco April 24, 2014

Using your apple device on vibrate on or in your genitals.

you: whatcha get up to last night sharon?
sharon: ifud.

ifud by texasco April 24, 2014

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.

Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.