Shitter

Somebody who is a coward, a wimp. He or she is so afraid that they have no control "metaphorically" of their bowel movements.

He was so scared he shit in his pants, that guy's a right shitter! You can smell it from here, that guy's shitting himself, what a shitter!

by teknonutter July 01, 2005

Rubage

A rubbing motion inside & around a female's sexual organs with hands & fingers, to hopefully arouse and ultimately bring to orgasm.

Especially before intercourse.

by teknonutter July 01, 2005

Loom

Loom is another word for having sex, getting layed, to fuck etc

Oh yes, look at those legs, I'd love to loom her, I'd definitely give her a good looming.

by teknonutter July 10, 2005

bod

Is a fool, a right prick with a massive dose of naivety and no backbone. A person who has no respect for himself and hasn't any respect from others, a doormat.

That Dave's a right fucking bod. He caught his girlfriend giving his best mate a blow-job and getting licked by his brother but he still took her back, what a fucking bod!

by teknonutter July 11, 2005

pussy puller

Someone who attracts women wherever he is. Doesn't need to try, the women just flock round him.

He's a right pussy puller.

by teknonutter July 10, 2005

gammer

Gammer is someone who is hideous to look at. Mainly teenage female chav types from London that used to use this phrase in the mid to late 1980s, to describe an unattractive boy.

It was believed to have originated from the pale, pink, pasty flesh of a pork gammon joint. Also termed as gammer-chops. Chops which is a slang term for the face.

What a gammer, that bloke's a right gammer. Eeeeeew yuk, what a gammer look at his face...

by teknonutter July 01, 2005

pasting

When someone gets beaten up so badly, they become physically unrecognisable.

If that cunt even so much as looks at my girlfriend, I'll give him a good ol' pasting!

by teknonutter July 10, 2005