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Ruining My High 

Someone says something to fuck with your head, or piss you off, when you are stoned.
"Joe did you spill that soda all over my floor?? what the fuck! You're Ruining My High"
Ruining My High by Lufthansa January 11, 2008

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches 

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.
16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).
The one and only true alpha male. The name Ruiming is only given to truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent humans. A person named Ruiming will always be hot, sexy, cute, handsome, attractive, beautiful, pretty, muscular, fit, 12-pack haver, glamourous, fine, alluring, gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, and elegant.

Whenever the name Ruiming is heard by anyone, chills are sent down their spine, their heart rate increases from sheer terror, their knees start shaking, and their palms start sweating.
Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that his name was Ruiming?
Kid 2: As in a truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent human?
Kid 1: Yes!!
Ruiming by CockBallz9586 December 6, 2021

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! 

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆
You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!
A true alpha male, the name Ruiming is only given to the truly wise, near-omnipotent beings. He is also incredibly hot, handsome, cute, pretty, beautiful, and sexy.
kid 1: Dude, did you hear that his name was Ruiming?
kid 2: No way, as in being a truly wise, near-omnipotent being?
kid 1: Yes!!
Ruiming by anonymous December 6, 2021

Life ruining 

Someone or something that ruins your already terrible life.
Me: *watches infinity war*

Me 3 hours later: Marvel ruined my life, marvel is life ruining right now
Life ruining by Valkyrey July 4, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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