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Rugdoctor 

A guy who got caught trying to get a blowjob from a shopvac or any vacuum, usually in public
Bro did you know Keith is a Rugdoctor?
Rugdoctor by professional dipfuck November 15, 2022

rug doctor 

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.
1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.
rug doctor by mindmelt September 21, 2003

rug doctor 

an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.
Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.
rug doctor by luvsjbs May 11, 2008

Persian rug doctor 

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.
How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?
Persian rug doctor by theben86 December 3, 2014

rug doctor 

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.
Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!
rug doctor by BioluminescentGoddess November 8, 2010

Rug Doctor 

Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.
Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.
Rug Doctor by Myrick Rd April 13, 2009
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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