Rudy Ghouliani

Rudy Ghouliani — as in WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS MAN? He was America’s Mayor on 9/11.

He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.

“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.

Under the influence of Donald “Orange Dracula” Trump, Rudy Giuliani became Rudy Ghouliani — a fly eating; pardon selling thrall enslaved by his spray tanned master.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 16, 2023

Rudy Giuliani

A fart you make during a serious conversation, like what the attorney of Trump, Rudy Giuliani did when he was asked a question in cour By the Michigan house oversight committee. First, it's ink, now it's hot air.

Friend: I have a very serious problem
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDY GIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT

by TheVenusFlyTrapp December 7, 2020

Rudy Giuliani

The only 2008 presidential candidate who's performed in drag. Frightening but true. Giuliani dressed in drag for the 2000 Mayor's Inner Circle Press Roast. Wearing a blond wig and a mink, Giuliani vamped it up as Marylin Monroe and Donald Trump got into the act by rubbing his head between the mayor's fake boobs.

As if the cowboy in the flight suit with the stuffed cod piece wasn't embarassing enough for America! The leading contender for the 2008 Republican nomination is on video prancing around in a makeup and a dress. America's mayor or America's sweetheart?

Rudy Giuliani isn't exactly what I'd call presidential, but if he cheats on his current wife (like he did on his last two) we don't have to worry because he can always double as his own First Lady.

by DK Sett May 22, 2007

Rudy Giuliani

a 9-11 good 9-11 candidate 9-11 for 9-11 the 9-11 presidency 9-11

Rudy Giuliani won't shut up about 9-11 because the thinks that if he reminds people about one of the worst days in U.S. history.

by codeman2103 October 28, 2007

Rudy Giuliani

A horrible, flesh-eating monster bent on world domination.

If Rudy Giuliani becomes president, we're in deep shit.

by LOL BUTT SEHCS July 29, 2007

Rudy Giuliani

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.

Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

A rudy giuliani

When someone blows their nose and then uses the same hankie to wipe their face.

“Ewwwww”
“What?!”
“That guy just blew his nose then used the same hankie to wipe his face!”
“That’s a rudy giuliani! Gross!”

by Binarysmart August 12, 2022