The lazy days of dad

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.

Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”

by Binarysmart September 20, 2019

Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

A rudy giuliani

When someone blows their nose and then uses the same hankie to wipe their face.

“Ewwwww”
“What?!”
“That guy just blew his nose then used the same hankie to wipe his face!”
“That’s a rudy giuliani! Gross!”

by Binarysmart August 12, 2022