Definitions by Binarysmart

A rudy giuliani

When someone blows their nose and then uses the same hankie to wipe their face.

“Ewwwww”
“What?!”
“That guy just blew his nose then used the same hankie to wipe his face!”
“That’s a rudy giuliani! Gross!”

A rudy giuliani by Binarysmart August 12, 2022

The lazy days of dad 

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.

Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”

The lazy days of dad by Binarysmart September 20, 2019

Nap Assassin 

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

Nap Assassin by Binarysmart December 24, 2018