RudoIf

A DICK, AN ASSHOLE. A GUY WHO THINKS HE CAN GET ANY HOE HE WANTS BUT IN REALITY HE HAS A SMALL PENIS AND A LARGE EGO. DOES NOT GO DOWN ON GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID OF VAGINAS. also smells like cheese.

"Oh man, see that guy over there acting like he's hot shit? Yeah he's a real RudoIf"
"Yeah after giving him a blow job he wouldn't return the favor... he must be one of them RudoIf's."

by VIRNYAK November 21, 2021

rudified

Unable to follow directions. Doing something your own way and or half assing it.

I see Jack rudified the shit out of that piece of Styrofoam.

by randomryan July 2, 2014

Kevin Rudolf

Kevin Rudolf is a musician famous for his hit Let it Rock but also has several other hits such as Welcome to the World. His album In the City has a diverse selection of genres including pop, blues, and rock. One of the freshest artists in the current pop scene.

Joey is known to dance pathetically to Kevin Rudolf music.

by Hershey400 May 18, 2009

Rudolf

A kind hearted gentelman that is the envy of his peers.

I would love to be someone like Rudolf.

by noglory722 February 7, 2019

Rudolf

A man with great talent. The best boyfriend. Will always be there for you no matter what.
Smart ,funny and sporty. If you find him take good care because I know he will. To top it all he is ultra handsome.

He was handsome but not a Rudolf.
Rudolf it up.
I met Rudolf

by Urban dictionary (lost lover) May 31, 2018

Rudolf

An unfortunate person who gets a whole deal of Christmas jokes all the time.

“Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer!”
“That’s the fifth time this week—”
“Had a very shiny... nOOOOOSE!!!”

by Rudølf April 27, 2021

Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009