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A DICK, AN ASSHOLE. A GUY WHO THINKS HE CAN GET ANY HOE HE WANTS BUT IN REALITY HE HAS A SMALL PENIS AND A LARGE EGO. DOES NOT GO DOWN ON GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID OF VAGINAS. also smells like cheese.
"Oh man, see that guy over there acting like he's hot shit? Yeah he's a real RudoIf"
"Yeah after giving him a blow job he wouldn't return the favor... he must be one of them RudoIf's."
RudoIf by VIRNYAK November 21, 2021
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Unable to follow directions. Doing something your own way and or half assing it.
I see Jack rudified the shit out of that piece of Styrofoam.
rudified by randomryan July 2, 2014
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Kevin Rudolf 

Kevin Rudolf is a musician famous for his hit Let it Rock but also has several other hits such as Welcome to the World. His album In the City has a diverse selection of genres including pop, blues, and rock. One of the freshest artists in the current pop scene.
Joey is known to dance pathetically to Kevin Rudolf music.
Kevin Rudolf by Hershey400 May 18, 2009
A kind hearted gentelman that is the envy of his peers.
Rudolf by noglory722 February 7, 2019
A man with great talent. The best boyfriend. Will always be there for you no matter what.
Smart ,funny and sporty. If you find him take good care because I know he will. To top it all he is ultra handsome.
He was handsome but not a Rudolf.
Rudolf it up.
I met Rudolf
An unfortunate person who gets a whole deal of Christmas jokes all the time.
“Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer!”
“That’s the fifth time this week—”
“Had a very shiny... nOOOOOSE!!!”
Rudolf by Rudølf April 27, 2021

Kevin Rudolf Illusion 

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.
Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly
Kevin Rudolf Illusion by Ninax9 February 25, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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