Rubnuts 

well its when two people either rub their own nuts at the name time thinking of another person (so its like they are rubbing each others nuts)...OR when two people rub their nuts against each other.

Hey you wanna rubnuts?.....
-whats that?.....
-"well.. its when you rub you nuts..."
-"yea alright"

Rubnuts by Dimc February 17, 2010

rugnuts 

The small bits of excrement that stick to your arse hair. This can be reduced if not eradicated by wiping your arse properly. Restricting your intake of vindaloos and hot kebabs will reduce the likelyhood of suffering from rugnuts. As will getting a crack wax.

Also see 'Klingons'.

"Please do not be alarmed by my squirming vicar, I'm suffering from a bad case of rugnuts".

"Excuse the smell Jeremy, I have a bad batch of rugnuts".

rugnuts by _Jas_ September 14, 2008

Rubbnuts 

Where you friction weld your nuts together.

Hey wanna rubbnuts with me

Rubbnuts by The rubb February 22, 2022

rub nuts 

sarcastic way to tell someone you'll pay them a compliment later

We'll rub nuts after you finish helping me move this furniture.

rub nuts by dante aligeri June 28, 2006

Ruboutski 

Masturbate in Polish. A common slang term in Poland.

Jakub got kicked out of the house by Zofia after she saw him ruboutski.

Ruboutski by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019