rugnuts

The small bits of excrement that stick to your arse hair. This can be reduced if not eradicated by wiping your arse properly. Restricting your intake of vindaloos and hot kebabs will reduce the likelyhood of suffering from rugnuts. As will getting a crack wax.

Also see 'Klingons'.

"Please do not be alarmed by my squirming vicar, I'm suffering from a bad case of rugnuts".

"Excuse the smell Jeremy, I have a bad batch of rugnuts".

by _Jas_ September 14, 2008

Ragnuts

When you're nuts get bloody after fucking your girlfriend or wife while she's on the rag.

I gotta go wash my ragnuts. lol

by SheDevil-Christina March 30, 2008

Rugnust

To lift someone using your fist in their vagina.

Rugnusting is a very odd sexual kink which involves lifting someone up by using a fist in their vagina.

by JTProductions7 February 10, 2021

Rubnuts

well its when two people either rub their own nuts at the name time thinking of another person (so its like they are rubbing each others nuts)...OR when two people rub their nuts against each other.

Hey you wanna rubnuts?.....
-whats that?.....
-"well.. its when you rub you nuts..."
-"yea alright"

by Dimc February 17, 2010

rugnut

Act of hog-tying one, male or female, and dragging them across a shag carpet stomach down until orgasm is achieved.

"Bro, this chick had me burning last night, worst rugnut I ever had.

by mrpoopoopeepeedunkcacinoalapac December 12, 2021