rugnuts

The small bits of excrement that stick to your arse hair. This can be reduced if not eradicated by wiping your arse properly. Restricting your intake of vindaloos and hot kebabs will reduce the likelyhood of suffering from rugnuts. As will getting a crack wax.

Also see 'Klingons'.

"Please do not be alarmed by my squirming vicar, I'm suffering from a bad case of rugnuts".

"Excuse the smell Jeremy, I have a bad batch of rugnuts".

rugnuts by _Jas_ September 14, 2008

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Ragnuts

When you're nuts get bloody after fucking your girlfriend or wife while she's on the rag.

I gotta go wash my ragnuts. lol

Ragnuts by SheDevil-Christina March 30, 2008

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Rugnust

To lift someone using your fist in their vagina.

Rugnusting is a very odd sexual kink which involves lifting someone up by using a fist in their vagina.

Rugnust by JTProductions7 February 10, 2021

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Rubnuts

well its when two people either rub their own nuts at the name time thinking of another person (so its like they are rubbing each others nuts)...OR when two people rub their nuts against each other.

Hey you wanna rubnuts?.....
-whats that?.....
-"well.. its when you rub you nuts..."
-"yea alright"

Rubnuts by Dimc February 17, 2010

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rugnut

Act of hog-tying one, male or female, and dragging them across a shag carpet stomach down until orgasm is achieved.

"Bro, this chick had me burning last night, worst rugnut I ever had.

rugnut by mrpoopoopeepeedunkcacinoalapac December 12, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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