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A person that has a sudden ‘illness’ or physical condition that prevents them from completing an activity or trip.

Other forms of ‘Rubitis’ include requiring special support or needs due to this new illness.

Our group was on a 3 hour road trip through Yosemite and one guy had a sudden case of Rubitis, saying he needed to ride shotgun as he gets car sickness. We’ve known that little bitch for 30 years and he never had it before.

rubitis by Dr. Drunkshi September 24, 2021

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Rubitis

A person that has a sudden”illness” or condition that prevents them from completing an activity or trip.
Other forms of Rubitis include requiring “special” support or needs due to this ‘new’ ailment.

Our group was on a 3 hour drive through Yosemite. One guy on our trip had a sudden case of Rubitis and requested to ride shotgun the entire time due to car sickness. The little chode never had car sickness before.

Rubitis by Dr. Drunkshi September 15, 2021

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Related Words

Rubitis • Robitis • ribitis • Ribitish • Rubilistic • rub it in • rub it in his face

ribitis

The sudden craving for barbeque ribs. barbeque, barbeque ribs, ribs, itis, pork ribs, baby back, beef ribs, grill, smoke

My neighbor next door is grilling and the smoke blowing across the fence gave me a sudden case of ribitis. I am on my way to the rib shack to get my eat on!

ribitis by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016

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Robitis

A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.

I got a bad case of the Robitis.

Robitis by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014

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Rubilistic

the name for the condom that has been in your wallet for the past 5 years.

- XXL CONDOM - it was to big soo i couldn't use it.

her: do you wanna do it
him: yeaah let me check my wallet for the rubilistic
him:awww crap its expired
her: hahahaha it was too big anyway

Rubilistic by benawd January 17, 2011

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Robitis

An enlarged scrotum

My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?

Robitis by DanielMischel June 25, 2021

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Robitis

The slow movement of an object, computer program or human.

This program has Robitis today.

Robitis by APH84 June 28, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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