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the name for the condom that has been in your wallet for the past 5 years.

- XXL CONDOM - it was to big soo i couldn't use it.
her: do you wanna do it
him: yeaah let me check my wallet for the rubilistic
him:awww crap its expired
her: hahahaha it was too big anyway
by benawd January 16, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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