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A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.
I got a bad case of the Robitis.
Robitis by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014
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A person that has a sudden ‘illness’ or physical condition that prevents them from completing an activity or trip.

Other forms of ‘Rubitis’ include requiring special support or needs due to this new illness.
Our group was on a 3 hour road trip through Yosemite and one guy had a sudden case of Rubitis, saying he needed to ride shotgun as he gets car sickness. We’ve known that little bitch for 30 years and he never had it before.
rubitis by Dr. Drunkshi September 24, 2021
A person that has a sudden”illness” or condition that prevents them from completing an activity or trip.
Other forms of Rubitis include requiring “special” support or needs due to this ‘new’ ailment.
Our group was on a 3 hour drive through Yosemite. One guy on our trip had a sudden case of Rubitis and requested to ride shotgun the entire time due to car sickness. The little chode never had car sickness before.
Rubitis by Dr. Drunkshi September 15, 2021
Someone who is loud or making unnecessary noises that is irritable to the peoples ears they offend. Like a frog making a noise in the night!
"Will you cut out that noise you ribitish fool!"

"Ribitish people always find a way into parties..."
Ribitish by ThePorter November 20, 2025
An enlarged scrotum
My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?
Robitis by DanielMischel June 25, 2021
The slow movement of an object, computer program or human.
This program has Robitis today.
Robitis by APH84 June 28, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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