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A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.
I got a bad case of the Robitis.
Robitis by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014
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A person that has a sudden ‘illness’ or physical condition that prevents them from completing an activity or trip.

Other forms of ‘Rubitis’ include requiring special support or needs due to this new illness.
Our group was on a 3 hour road trip through Yosemite and one guy had a sudden case of Rubitis, saying he needed to ride shotgun as he gets car sickness. We’ve known that little bitch for 30 years and he never had it before.
rubitis by Dr. Drunkshi September 24, 2021
A person that has a sudden”illness” or condition that prevents them from completing an activity or trip.
Other forms of Rubitis include requiring “special” support or needs due to this ‘new’ ailment.
Our group was on a 3 hour drive through Yosemite. One guy on our trip had a sudden case of Rubitis and requested to ride shotgun the entire time due to car sickness. The little chode never had car sickness before.
Rubitis by Dr. Drunkshi September 15, 2021
Someone who is loud or making unnecessary noises that is irritable to the peoples ears they offend. Like a frog making a noise in the night!
"Will you cut out that noise you ribitish fool!"

"Ribitish people always find a way into parties..."
Ribitish by ThePorter November 20, 2025
An enlarged scrotum
My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?
Robitis by DanielMischel June 25, 2021
The slow movement of an object, computer program or human.
This program has Robitis today.
Robitis by APH84 June 28, 2022