Rubbergate

Any predictament in which your parent or legal gaurdian has found your hidden stash of condoms, rubbers, or profolactics. Which usually does not end well.

"Did you pull a Dick Nixon and a rubbergate scandal again?"

by Scott Lee Brideau July 13, 2009

Rubbersatomniopath

(Ruh-bur-suh-toh-m-nee-oh-path)

When you are addicted to having too much to drink at a pub/getting high/being an idiot, and everything feels like rubber. You are rubber, the world is rubber, god is rubber.

Person: Did you know Leah is a Rubbersatomniopath? She was running around last night yelling, "everything is rubber!"

by LatteTheLatte January 31, 2021

Rubbermade

To be the result of a faulty condom or improper use of condom. Typically used to describe unwanted kids and accidental pregnancy.

Guy: "Oh shit the condom broke!"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm kidding, I don't use condoms".
Girl: "!!!"
Guy: "Well at least it wont be a rubbermade baby...Peace!"

by Dick Thimble November 5, 2010

Rubbermatch

Most commonly used in boxing and MMA (mixed martial-arts), a rubbermatch is the third (and tie-breaking) match between two teams or individuals who have previously beaten each other once.

After the outcomes of Couture vs Liddell 1 & 2, a rubbermatch was inevitable to decide the superior fighter.

by tahoe5280 May 16, 2006

rubberganoose

when something is being a pain in the ass or misbehaving

that kid, such a rubberganoose

by dillbog June 3, 2023

rubbermasterbaters

Also known as Crocks.

When one doesn't want to where regular shoes do to laziness, not usually used for masterbating but I'm sure if effective. Worn for comfort not style.

Amanda tells Kyle oh my God you're not really planning on leaving the house with your rubbermasterbaters on those are for inside only

by RoseJones February 7, 2020