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Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013
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The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
When a reply on twitter gets more likes than the tweet it replied to
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ratio by utd239 September 11, 2020

RPI Ratio 

as of 2008
guys:girls ratio = 3:1
as of 2008
guys at or above dating standard (30%)
girls at or above dating standard (50%)
girls at or above dating standard (with RPI adjusted scale)(70%)
adjusted ratio (w guys/girls above dating standard as in people who actually take time in their day to take care of themselves and arent complete nerds)
~3:2
consider a typical RPI ratio:there are 18 guys and 6 girls that attend RPI in a room. of the 18 males, only around 6 will actually be good looking and personable enough interact with a mate succesfully. of the women, normally only half of them would be attractive and personable enough, but because of the laws of supply and demand as well as sociological theory, the low numbers and demand for dates with women have caused some of them, not previously dateable, to become dateable and thus 4 or 5 of them will be possible to date.
RPI Ratio by M Heat June 16, 2008
league of legends streamer from euwest. he plays twitch jungle and is high elo. hes part of the L9 club and famous. he and his acquaintances also used to be very toxic and had 30-60 permabanned accounts. has lots of fanboys in european servers
*random ratirl d4 fan picks twitch jungle*

his yasuo teammate: ratirl wannabe

random d4 : ?XD ?XD L9 i slit ur throat
ratirl by ramdom2081718071 December 25, 2019

Tit to Arm Ratio

Tit to arm ratio (Also known as TTAR) is a girl with thin arms combined with larger than normal breasts.
Panjeet: Isn’t Hannah‘s body the hottest?
Adinew: Yeah, she has the best tit to arm ratio