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retaliatory masturbation 

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

retaliatory fart 

A fart-bomb dropped in protest.
As he left the bar without getting served, hé ripped an aggressive retaliatory fart.
retaliatory fart by m8us August 24, 2016

Ritalian 

Someone of Russian-Italian descent.
"You're Russian-Italian, so. . . you're a Ritalian!"
Ritalian by Layla L. December 2, 2009

Rutigliano 

its a street in Italy, pretty sure its also a town, and if you wanted to be in the moffia Don Rutigliano sounds fuckin awesome.
its pronounced Ru-tig-lee-ah-no, for all you dumb asses out there who can't read or speak.
Don "hey you know a Vito Rutigliano?"

Recruit "yea he popped a cap in my brotha"

Don "foget abou' it"

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me
retaliatory gift by HED23 January 9, 2008

retaliatory flatulence 

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."