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Ritalin Mafia
The tight-knit groups of academic high-achievers who owe some or all of their accomplishments to illicit use of Adderall (Ritalin). Very common in prestigious universities.
"Know where I can get some oxy?"
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."
Ritalin Mafia by Harvard Business May 25, 2009
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Ritalin Alarm Clock
Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the [morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested
Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"
Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"
Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"
Ritalin Alarm Clock by Alex007 April 7, 2006
Ritalin
Ritalin by Doctor Nutts March 10, 2005
We Drink Ritalin
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt...please let me down to HOLD THE KETCHUP
Eeiiight tequilas to feel up my lice...SUUUBMARINE burning in hell!
Eeiiight tequilas to feel up my lice...SUUUBMARINE burning in hell!
We Drink Ritalin by Mulleted Hessian! October 16, 2003
Ritalin Rush
The time period before and during finals when everyone is frantically studying all that shit they didn't pay attention to in class, usually with the help of perscription ADHD medicine. During this time the black market value of such drugs increases as students discover how scarce the drugs have become, with everyone denying their own secret stash as they search for more.
Ritalin Rush by righteous asshole December 25, 2006
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