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Someone who acts like a total tool, disrespects others who are above them, has no idea what they are talking about and while sitting on their own high horse, usually wear a tie.

This can also apply to noobs who have been outstanding in their abilities to shine well below the norm!

A true Roytard likes to quote - "I want to bring back sexy"
J: Fuck he is a ass munching retard!
B: haha ... Roytard more like it
Roytard by JohnnieJohnJohn November 10, 2008
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Most likely to be the future president that we need. Name can be used as a synonym for someone perfect. They are all you ever think of, and all you want in life. Literally so responsible and kind and humble. Low key depressed, but we won't have time to unpack all of that baggage. She will be really successful and get her life together. Probably. Idk man, times are changing, the economy is in shambles, capitalism isn't working and anyone who thinks the system is fine is bugging. Is a great baker. Has mastered the art of circumstantial comedy.
"Royta gives the greatest advice."
"When you're with Royta it's like you lose track of time, she's a great conversationalist."
"I saw Royta for a second the other day as she was running around the building trying to find something she lost. Girl needs Find my iPhone for all her stuff."
Royta by straight-facts June 3, 2020

Roytarded 

When you say something so retarded that the friends you've had for decades still can't comprehend how stupid it is. This is beyond Stupid Roy.
He was acting so Roytarded that one of our friends left the group chat.
Roytarded by Stupid Roy November 11, 2020

roytheboy's law 

ban kneesgrow
please ban kneesgrow mods, he is being a nuisance according to roytheboy's law
The name of an amazingly sweet and kind person, If you ever have Royton in your life, make sure not to lose him like I did, you'll regret it
Oh hey is that Royton?
Woah, that's definitely him.
Royton by Clear Like Water November 4, 2022
when one tilts his/her head to the left or right to get a better view of an object, person, or place. (not done)
a hooker walked by Josh and I, he turned following with his head and pulled a roytilt.
Roytilt by NoMoreNiceyGuy October 31, 2008
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