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Nightly Routine 

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.
*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.
Related Words
Rouvin • rouven • routing • Ruvin • routine • rovin • Rodvin • roevin • ROHVIN • rosvin
HE IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
Girl: He is so nice!
Girl 2: Thats probably a rouven

Girl 3: Omg He Needs to be your boyfriend
rouven by Majcixoxo November 25, 2020
Rovina is a pretty girls name.
You have the tendency to be capable of hugging bunnies while killing a monster. You are cute and adorable. You are a law unto itself. Your tendency is to finish whatever you start. You are tolerant and like to help humanity. You are very active. You are generally warmhearted and gives freely of your time, energy, and sympathetic understanding. You have tolerance and acceptance of the frailties of others. Universal and humanitarian in outlook. This is very compassionate name.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
You are very intuitive. You have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which could reward you through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions, and scientific research. Operating on spiritual side of your individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity. You are always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show your mental abilities, to find the purpose and meaning of life. You want to grow wise and to understand people and things. You need privacy to replenish your energy. You have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing.
"Rovina...stop being such a Rovina!"
rovina by Thank God for me February 16, 2018

knee slap routine 

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”
Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)

Nightly Routine 

The act of jerking off before bed.
Don’t talk to me if I have completed my nightly routine!
Nightly Routine by Namssa96 March 21, 2020
An arbitrary word used by management officials to blur the lines of clarity when clearly losing an argument with an employee or an employee organization or when implementing something without a clear need to do so.
That issue isn't worth addressing. It doesn't happen routinely nor does it rise to the threshold of what we would consider routine.
Routine by Ricky Road March 4, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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