Roundtard

People who are denying the fact that the earth is flat.

A: The earth is round.

B: You are a roundtard.

by Stevenl.Slaaa December 25, 2018

Rontard

When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.

That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.

by Pelltier July 12, 2018

randtard

An uncritical follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement, often characterised by attacks on charitable acts based on ignorant or strawman arguments.

"To all of the altruists out there discrediting 'Atlas Shrugged', shouldn't you be out sponsoring some charity to give all of our money to some middle eastern baby holding a rifle?"

"You sir, are a complete randtard."

by Sean Robbins December 29, 2007

Rontarded

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.

David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.

by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

shotgun roundtrip

an alternate term for "calling shotgun." The person who calls "shotgun roundtrip," gets to ride in shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the particular destination.

A group of friends are walking to the car to get ice cream..
Jamie: Shotgun Roundtrip!
Ang: Aw man, I wanted to ride shotgun on the way home!
Jamie: too late!

(Now Jamie gets to ride in the shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the ice cream shop.

by barracooda June 4, 2009

BJ Roundtable

A game in which 5 or more men sit at a round table naked and a woman is placed under the table. The woman then picks which cock to suck. Then the men try to guess who is getting the blow job.

They were playing BJ Roundtable and it was completely noticable that Ron was getting the blow job.

by MonsterMax November 29, 2010

Routard

Routard - This is a retard who cant set up their own router configuration, hence Routard

Routard - 'yeah, ive forwarded the ports on my router, try and connect'

Pr0Gamer - 'err dood i cant connect!'

Routard - 'Well its you, TONS of ppl have connected to me before, its you not me, YOU, NOT ME'

Pr0Gamer - 'Ill just go and play with everyone else then, ... routard'

by LucasbucK April 4, 2005