An uncritical follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement, often characterised by attacks on charitable acts based on ignorant or strawman arguments.

"To all of the altruists out there discrediting 'Atlas Shrugged', shouldn't you be out sponsoring some charity to give all of our money to some middle eastern baby holding a rifle?"

"You sir, are a complete randtard."

randtard by Sean Robbins December 29, 2007

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Rontarded

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.

David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.

Rontarded by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

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shotgun roundtrip

an alternate term for "calling shotgun." The person who calls "shotgun roundtrip," gets to ride in shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the particular destination.

A group of friends are walking to the car to get ice cream..
Jamie: Shotgun Roundtrip!
Ang: Aw man, I wanted to ride shotgun on the way home!
Jamie: too late!

(Now Jamie gets to ride in the shotgun(aka the passenger seat) to and from the ice cream shop.

shotgun roundtrip by barracooda June 4, 2009

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BJ Roundtable

A game in which 5 or more men sit at a round table naked and a woman is placed under the table. The woman then picks which cock to suck. Then the men try to guess who is getting the blow job.

They were playing BJ Roundtable and it was completely noticable that Ron was getting the blow job.

BJ Roundtable by MonsterMax November 29, 2010

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Routard

Routard - This is a retard who cant set up their own router configuration, hence Routard

Routard - 'yeah, ive forwarded the ports on my router, try and connect'

Pr0Gamer - 'err dood i cant connect!'

Routard - 'Well its you, TONS of ppl have connected to me before, its you not me, YOU, NOT ME'

Pr0Gamer - 'Ill just go and play with everyone else then, ... routard'

Routard by LucasbucK April 4, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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