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Put you in the rose garden

1. To physically carry a human into the Rose Garden and hold them there to see Oksana debut her new album live.

2. To kill and burry your wife, girlfriend, or babies momma because she doesn't love you and you deserve to be blown.
Nicole Brown Simpson: Hey Babe my friend Ronald Goldman and I are going to go make some grilled cheese sandmmiches at my place, you want me to save ya one?

OJ Simpson: You fucking cunt you better not.... I swear to God I'll drive over there and put you in the rose garden, I'm capable!

I never promised you a rose garden 

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

Grandma's Rose Garden 

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

The Rose Garden 

The lawn in front of the Main Building where students host anything from Fall Festivals to mildly homoerotic Shakespeare plays
Did you see Twelfth Night in the Rose Garden last year? They tied that guy up to the pole and blindfolded him, it was crazy.

getting rose-gardened 

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.
He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.

Abigail Rose Gardner 

The most beautifulest girl in the world. One who makes you happier then you ever have been in your life, and makes you 100% certain that you are going to marry her.
Abigail Rose Gardner by lalala2012 December 9, 2011