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Rotted Pooter 

The Name given to people who smell as if they do not take baths or over weight seventh grade boys named Joe.
1. Ew At Brittany.
Brittany smells like she doesn't take baths!
Brittany is like, a total Rotted Pooter.

2. -Joe steals pencil-
*Joe give me back my pencil!
-Joe licks pencil thoroughly-
Rotted Pooter by lykedefinitions123 February 19, 2010
Extremely pissed or unhappy with a situation.

Also can be used to describe being "tired" or "worn out".
"Im so fucking rotted right now"
"fuck Im rotted"
"you look rotted"
rotted by nekole December 23, 2008
To get screwed over by someone. To be cheated out of something.
At an auction, person A won an item by 1 cent, rorting person B out of the item without actually having to pay any extra (since 1 cent will be rounded down). Person B got rorted.
rorted by lolliz January 28, 2006
When someone is conniving, manipulative, untrustworthy, ugly, bitchy, dishonest, annoying, slutty, shifty, deceitful, gross... you get the point.

Also, can apply to a thing with the above qualities.

Heavily used in the gay community.
"That bitch is rotted."
"What a fucking rotted ass bitch!"

"That is ROTTED, honey..."
rotted by Meltzer June 1, 2007
someone/thing who is nasty, ugly or unattractive.
She thinks she's all that with her Louis Vuiton and Prada and shit but her face is rotted.
rotted by v August 24, 2004

fornicate rotted meat 

What Ogre wants you to do. As commanded in the song "Spasmolytic"
swirling tastes, fornicate rotted meat
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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