Hank's Root Beer 

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

Hank's Root Beer by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

Brown’s Root oil 

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee

Brown’s Root oil by Baker City finest March 15, 2022

Schrödinger’s Root 

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened

Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root

Schrödinger’s Root by HellaBread September 17, 2022

Barq's Root Beer 

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

Barq's Root Beer by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”) 

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”) by Adlane33 March 13, 2021

Chief's white root cream 

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

Chief's white root cream by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica 

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025