Definitions by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord

Barq's Root Beer 

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

Barq's Root Beer by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

Jason 

JAAAAASOOOOON

'X' to scream Jason

Jason by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

Wack Ass Shit 

Best used in example

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"

Wack Ass Shit by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

Halalmeat5000 

WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT!?!?

Okay fine, Halalmeat5000
done
"Thanks for your feedback!"
You're not welcome

Halalmeat5000 by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 17, 2023

Peninsula 

The word every disappointed teenager finds in place of where the word "penis" should be in a dictionary

Dammit, where's penis? I swear to god it should be right before peninsula...

Peninsula by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 5, 2023