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Ron Rico 

The cheapest, nastiest form of Rum one can consume. At a little under 11$ a handle, Ron Rico is guaranteed to make you forget everything about last night. Most of the entries from "Texts from last night" began with Uncle Ron Rico.
We got hit by a train last night
yeah... driven by my nigga Ron Rico
Ron Rico by Fenwickkkk February 22, 2011
A rum brand produced by premium-liquor company Beam. High-quality like Bacardi, but not as expensive.
Ronrico tastes great straight or mixed with cola.
Ronrico by JBFuji December 31, 2011
An over 100-year old brand of rum produced by premium-spirits company Beam, Inc.
Hey, pour me some Ronrico.
Ronrico by AZDPC January 2, 2012
The nastiest bottom shelf rum and cola in a can drink you will ever come across in your world travels. Ronrico is often imbibed by hardcore alcoholics who cannot scrape together enough money for cooking sherry or mouthwash.
Say Jethro, I see that Pat gave you a can of his Ronrico. I didn't realize you had become homeless.
Ronrico by mikeypooph September 7, 2007
The nastiest bottom shelf rum and cola in a can drink you will ever come across in your world travels. Ronrico is often imbibed by hardcore alcoholics who cannot scrape together enough money for cooking sherry or mouthwash.
Say Jethro, I see that Pat gave you a can of his Ronrico. I didn't realize you had become homeless.
Ronrico by mikeypooph September 7, 2007
My baby i luv him sooooooooo much, and will do n-e thing for him LOVE U BABY
I love my baby Ronrico
ronrico by Jamie Woods September 23, 2003