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Rotonian 

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.
The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.
Rotonian by JZJ April 23, 2006
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A kind of food that can be made fast and is oftenly eaten at hostels by students.
Do you have Roltons?
Want some Roltons?
rolton by brainbulb November 18, 2006

Rontonium 

Solidified jizz capsules from Ron Witkowski, an extremely rare resource, often used in the production of Ron Cookies see also, The Fortress of Ronitude
Rontonium by Liquid April 26, 2003
Promateau of romantic and Platonic. Whereas you have a friend you have romantic feelings for, but choose not to pursue a relationship.
He's her Rotonic friend. She's in love with him, but won't pursue a relationship with him, fearing the risk of their friendship. Don't want to be with him, but don't want no one else to have him neither.
rotonic by The BOP February 27, 2014

rowtonio 

A group of superiors that step over everyone else. People look up to them cause they are smart, funny, and super cool.
Have you seen the new rowtonio group, they are sooo cool.
rowtonio by A super cool gurl October 7, 2019
The main username for a specific person who occasionally has their username already taken.
Aw man Ima have to Rolloni this username!
Rolloni by Rolloni July 11, 2021