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Retoni
Noun.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
Retoni by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
Rotonian
A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.
rotonic
Promateau of romantic and Platonic. Whereas you have a friend you have romantic feelings for, but choose not to pursue a relationship.
He's her Rotonic friend. She's in love with him, but won't pursue a relationship with him, fearing the risk of their friendship. Don't want to be with him, but don't want no one else to have him neither.
Roltoni
Person1: what did you eat last night?
Person2: Roltoni without noodles of course, that’s the best thing in the world, you should try it.
Person1: that’s so Latvian of you.
Person2: Roltoni without noodles of course, that’s the best thing in the world, you should try it.
Person1: that’s so Latvian of you.
Roltoni by mynameakwazawazabaloza January 30, 2019
rowtonio
A group of superiors that step over everyone else. People look up to them cause they are smart, funny, and super cool.
rowtonio by A super cool gurl October 7, 2019
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