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Rolls-Job 

When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.
Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!

Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.

Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?

Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.
Rolls-Job by Gingemonkeh August 5, 2010
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fruit roll job 

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.
Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.
fruit roll job by FruityDMan January 28, 2014

Roll Job 

Similar to titty fucking, a roll job is the sexual act of rubbing your penis between the fat rolls of an obese person, preferably to climax.
Your mom gives the best roll jobs.
Roll Job by i fuck fat bitches August 18, 2009

tuck and roll job 

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.
Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

roll job 

Getting off inside the rolls of fat women.
I got a roll job from that hot 300lb bitch last night, and it took me an hour to clean my dick of the bacon fat and pieces of chicken
roll job by TimH December 29, 2003

roll job 

putting your dick in a womans rolls of fat. usually used to make fun of someones girl friend.
"Hey did you get some roll jobs from your fat girlfriend?"

"Fuck you man"
roll job by deg8693 October 30, 2008

Cinnamon Roll Job 

A cinnamon roll job is when a man masturbates, putting his dick in the center of a cinnamon roll, and intensely humps or moves the cinnamon roll to and from his body to masturbate. The fun of a cinnamon roll job is that you can't tell if the white stuff is icing or jizz! It's a lot more fun if the cinnamon roll is warm, and soft, like a vajayjay!
Dude, I'm so bored.

Go give yourself a cinnamon roll job! The fun is not knowing if the white stuff is jizz or icing!

Okay! Sounds awesome!
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