Definitions by proudyellowman
The Apple Effect
The effect of a new version of a product being released by apple that is no better than the previous one. Everybody freaks out thinking, "HOLY SHIT, IT'S NEW AND IT'S MADE BY APPLE! LET'S GET IT!" People are oblivious to it being no better than the cheaper version already out.
HOLY SHIT BOB! IPAD... 2! It's got a camera, and like, that's the only new feature. My iPad sucks. I WANNA IPAD2 NOW!
That's totally you being taken over by The Apple Effect...
That's totally you being taken over by The Apple Effect...
The Apple Effect by proudyellowman May 17, 2011
Darth Vader
The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.
Darth Vader by proudyellowman April 28, 2011
Cinnamon Roll Job
A cinnamon roll job is when a man masturbates, putting his dick in the center of a cinnamon roll, and intensely humps or moves the cinnamon roll to and from his body to masturbate. The fun of a cinnamon roll job is that you can't tell if the white stuff is icing or jizz! It's a lot more fun if the cinnamon roll is warm, and soft, like a vajayjay!
Dude, I'm so bored.
Go give yourself a cinnamon roll job! The fun is not knowing if the white stuff is jizz or icing!
Okay! Sounds awesome!
Go give yourself a cinnamon roll job! The fun is not knowing if the white stuff is jizz or icing!
Okay! Sounds awesome!
Cinnamon Roll Job by proudyellowman April 15, 2011
The HollyWood Rejection
When you walk up to a hot hollywood girl, or celebrity, from behind and ask them out, or hit on them. They then quickly turn around in an upward spiraling motion, slapping you in the face with their large (obviously fake) bosom.
Hey, dude, while you were in L.A. did you ask any hot girls out?
Yeah, I found like 3! But all of them gave me the HollyWood Rejection.
Yeah, I found like 3! But all of them gave me the HollyWood Rejection.
The HollyWood Rejection by proudyellowman April 13, 2011
Sloppy Caterpillar
When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
Sloppy Caterpillar by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
Eskimo Ice Fishing
When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.
Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
Eskimo Ice Fishing by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
Flaming Quesadilla
When a woman's vagina is flaming, and resembles a cooking quesadilla. This is also when a Mexican consumes a quesadilla on fire, it usually results in death and ejaculation.
DAMN! I had this STD, and it gave me a flaming quesadilla!
Mexican: So how'd your brother die??
Other Mexican: He ate a flaming quesadilla, jizzed and died.
Mexican: So how'd your brother die??
Other Mexican: He ate a flaming quesadilla, jizzed and died.
Flaming Quesadilla by proudyellowman March 28, 2011