Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball

When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.

by Jason December 1, 2004

Carpet-rolling

The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.

I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.

I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.

I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.

by dune_flowers July 17, 2016

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.

Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo

by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016