2 definitions by Kingjared420

Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

by Kingjared420 November 15, 2004

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 15, 2004