When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck
"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"
A large, Floridian, African-American man's sliver of fat on the back of his neck reminiscent of a beautifully well done succulent New York Strip Steak.
Bradley is sweating an awful lot his Orange County Neck Roll looks especially greasy today.
The Rollneck can commonly be spotted in his beat-up Ford truck, chain-smoking, jamming out to house music and thinking JNCOs are still in style. They dream of dancing all night with glow-sticks and rubbing vapor-rub on a woman in pigtails with a teddy bear backpack, but a typical night out usually involves excess beer and cigarettes at the local dive bar. They’ve been using the pick-up line “Do you like House music?” for years even though it never works, not even on the big-boned woman in the leopard print moo-moo. They sigh, “If only it were 1995.”
The rollneck thought he was at a rave but it was actually just a keg party.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.