Rowland S. Howard

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Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.

Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?

Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!

Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3

Rowland S. Howard by ~*~Rowland~*~ May 10, 2009

Words you can keep

Ryland's Bitch

What Ryland does when he doesn't have it his way

"After his Diet Coke was shook up, we all listened to Ryland's Bitch"

Ryland's Bitch by Ryland October 31, 2003

Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.

Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"

Roland special by Definitely a human September 11, 2018

roland style

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style?!?!"

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

roland style by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024

roland style

'You must Gangnam, like I have "

"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style!?!?! "

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

roland style by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024

Slender Roland

Slender mans best pal. He does all the dirty work for slender man. Slender Roland looks like a human, but acts like slender man.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: I saw someone that acted like a Slender Roland
Guy 1: What was he doing?
Guy 2: He was.....Doing slender mans work

Slender Roland by Potato_The_Potato March 1, 2013

Ryland Storms

A tiktoker who dances. He is in the hype house and likes to pull up the middle finger. His friends are Chase Hudson ( Also known as lilhuddy), Nick Austin, and more.

Me: Ryland Storms is so hot!!!!

Ryland Storms by MisterJonesMeandMisterJones August 18, 2020

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026