Definitions by Ryland

nuclear wedgie 

A wedgie in which the victom is given a wedgie, lifted of of the ground, and the underwear must go above the head but not put over to make it atomic, all at the same time.

My little brother messed with me too much. He's gunna get a nuclear wedgie.

nuclear wedgie by Ryland May 13, 2005

Ryland's Bitch 

What Ryland does when he doesn't have it his way

"After his Diet Coke was shook up, we all listened to Ryland's Bitch"

Ryland's Bitch by Ryland October 31, 2003

Ryland 

God's Alias; Perfect Form With A Little Tweaking And Tucking

"..and Ryland will bless your soul today said he himself..."

"...with a little bit of surgery, I would by Ryland..."

Ryland by Ryland October 31, 2003

jamone 

form of shamone or shamon, only spelled and said a little differently

Jamone, bruthah!

jamone by Ryland October 31, 2003