Roflstork

Laughter upon being asked where babies come from.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mother: ROFLSTORK, you are not yet old enough to know this, now go eat your mung, you insolent child.

by Georgetheone April 18, 2008

roflstomp

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.

Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.

by Yeg117 July 11, 2009

roflstomp

The act of destroying/owning something in a video game. It is also very funny.

Dude i just roflstomped that guys face with mortal strike.

by Alec Baldwin rules May 8, 2006

ROFLStomped

When you recieve a hilarious asswhooping.

Steve got roflstomped by a large black man in a clown suit.

by Colinm August 24, 2006

ROFLstomp

To dominate someone to the point of embarrassment and shame, usually in a videogame. Derived from the popular acronym ROFL meaning extreme laughter and Stomp meaning an epic asswhupping.

"Dude, Evan totally just totally ROFLstomped that poor kid at Guitar Hero"

"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"

by xHOBOCOREx May 3, 2008

roflstick

metaphor; for one to feel the experience of the sensation to beat up a hobo using a jew stick while laughing on the floor, 20x`s better than roflcopter.

fuck your roflcopter i got my rofltick
i feel like roflsticking right now

by lilrakus23 December 20, 2009

ROFLFORK

An expression of laughter, as well as a love of forks. This fusion of forks and humor creates a powerful chemical element which is known only as... ROFLFORK.

Chris: Hey, I did something that was rather foolish!
Darren: ROFLFORK

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008