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By definition, a penis so large that when seen it leads one to believe the person it is attached to must be a deity.
Techsmith just HAD to show everyone he had a God Rod.
God Rod by Labat April 24, 2023
A particularly large penis.

Specifically over 8 inches.
Damn. Devin has a god rod, it sure as hell went pretty far up there.
God Rod by The tears of August 26, 2017

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

God's Rod 

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"
God's Rod by rypring April 23, 2010

Your God likes the rod 

The highest level of the big gay possible
Billy: Your family tree LGBT.
Tom: No, your God likes the rod!

*Billy's skeleton turns to Ash as he burst into flame, letting out screeches from the hell demons coming to take him to satan himself*

rodgoding 

you stick your dick into a man or a womans ass while its covered in strawberry jam then you prolapse their anus and lick the jam out
cathy loved being defined when i gave her a good rodgoding
rodgoding by rodgoder69 November 19, 2023