A great place I grew up in and still live in. it may have its quirks but what town does not. when nearby towns are in trouble Rockford il is there on the double. the hospitals are great the bars are fun and the people are great and the mayor is awesome and the festivals are fun and we have many many food choices to eat at and there is plenty to do we have a history in rockford that most dont know about check out www.rockfordreminisce.com/Restaurants_Gallery_2.html and you will see rockford was a hidden gem. I lvoe rockford no matter what people say!
A small picturesque town in west Michigan home to the fierce Rockford Rams. Grad classes are upwards of six hundred and every team is number one in the state thanks to steroids. Because Rockford is perfect, any flunker, flunkie, and pregnant girl is redirected to the nearby school, river "retard" valley. Nine out of ten families are rich, conservativerepublicans while the rest are democrats. The school is 99.4% Caucasian, and black kids are celebrities. The cops hate the kids, because every last one is stoned. Rockford is home to the biggest marijuana trade in west michigan. Teachers only like you if you've made varsity by playing before you could walk.
Dr. Rockso the rock n' roll clown. He has a license to rock and a permit to roll. He does, alot of cocaine. Seriously. Recently became clean and now no loger does cocaine. His nose fell off.
His name is Dr Rockso, the Rock n Roll clown, he does cocaine. Im afraid thats all we know.
"Kuh kuh kuh kuh Yeaaaaah, its me Dr Rockso, the rock n' roll cloooown, I do cocaineeee,"