Rockpie

Someone or something that is widely considered useless or stupid

This damn kid is an absolute rockpie.

by caseboy April 9, 2013

rockpile

rok payhl noun, verb.

The act of, or the experience of having, no fewer than three scrotums (or five testicles) placed and rested for a time around the face, mouth, nose, ears, or chin.

Jack broke up with Jill because he came home to find her getting rockpiled by half the football team.

by Pile it On August 17, 2009

Rockpile

(n,v) The act of putting at least six testicles on one face.

Look, Hal passed out. Let's rockpile him.

Or

Look, Hal passed out. Let's give him a rockpile.

by PeteFalcone August 17, 2009

Rockiie

A sweet, sexy, smart, undeniably attractive girl. She always stands up for her friends and will "pop a cap" in someone's ass if she has to to stick up for them or for herself. She's not very evasive, and if she DOESN'T like you she will come right out and tell you. Her best friends are really close to her and she always protects them, whether they know it or not. She's really friendly and everyone loves to get to know her.

That girl is such and sweet and sexy person! What's her name?!

Rockiie :)

by Rakelle April 29, 2011

rockfiend

A person who needs to lay of the rock as they are starting to deform into a wacked out, cruel, wicked and inhumane monster, who will do almost anything to get a taste of the sweet, sweet rock.

"holy shit! look at that wacked out rockfiend on that park bench.... rockfiend!!"

by Dcorley February 5, 2008

Rockied

To slow down team members who are working hard. i.e. dragging a rock.

We would have been done with this project sooner if we hadnt been rockied.

by MayFlower69 June 12, 2011

Redbank Tour of the Rockies

A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.

Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.

by slipperyschlonge March 19, 2010